what up! so like I mentioned here’s an audio thats really long but I assure it is entertaining at the very least. not required to listen to and i will include it at the end of the post. i advise to read this whole post as I put effort into it and would hope to meet someone where this post resonates.

I basically improvved (spelling?) a recording about what I am looking for, and maybe gave a unique glimpse of some of what I am about. I am an enigma in the sense of what would be represented by Aquarius. I probably lost half of you there but hey I don’t judge if you don’t believe in that stuff!

i’m here to meet an open minded friend for a platonic friendship (SFW Only!) with the intention to build a lasting and meaningful connection. I enjoy making people laugh, I have been starved of intellectual conversation (where I am the stupid one, eager to learn everything you might want to tell me about)…i’m here for the memes, and the banter aka “the bantz”

I describe myself as chaotic-good according to DnD (though I have never played but would love to!). I have travelled quite a bit in my life but not as much as I hoped. I have lived in both Australia and New Zealand, I look to go back this year for vacation from work.

I work in IT as software QA, though I much rather go back to school for psychology and go into research psych. I am a mental health advocate and am absolutely respectful of safe spaces, and will always communicate needs and boundaries as best as i can. I hope that feeling is mutual and can be reciprocated. basically a requirement I have for this post.

I don’t want to give too much away, but I like to talk (if you can’t tell from the recording) and love to make others laugh. if ya got memes, i got some as well. I also have an amazing chonker kitty and will absolutely send pics of her if wanted.

I play ocarina, yes I do know Zelda songs, yes I will play them, and yes I take requests for basically any song (i can play by ear, but am very amateur at the instrument despite playing for a few years).

I am into gaming, my PC is broken though, so right now i have been playing majoras mask on the switch and fzero 99. just very casual play. when i have my PC though i absolutely like to play games like Overwatch, League of Legends, and uhhhh a plethora of games that are in my steam library i have yet to play (so basically those two games)

going back to astrology for a second, and related topics. if you are spiritual…bonus points BUT NOT REQUIRED. I am open minded and respectful of beliefs and am interested in talking about topics related to spirituality, psychology, reality, and existentialism. I am an Aquarius sun, Taurus moon, Cancer rising, with a whole lot of Capricorn in the 6th house. I am also a reiki practitioner which I describe as quantum energy healing aka totally not woo woo pseudoscience. you can tell me that reiki is bs and honestly thats fine by me, seriously….as long as you are nice and respectful about it lol

if someone told me when i was 20 I would be collecting crystals and sending good energy vibes to people at 31, I would have called them crazy.

as far as requirements for you: - within age range of 30-40 (no exceptions) - you are actively working on your mental health and/or mentally healthy to at least some degree. note: we all got our shit to deal with and i understand that. but it means more to me to make a connection with someone who is actively working on themselves or has the tools already to be able to work on themselves rather than use me as a crutch. I am here to be a support but theres a time and place for professional help, etc. - knows how to respect boundaries and needs and can communicate when needed. as much as i talk about woo woo stuff, i am not a mind reader. - excellent communicator (see point above) - will need to verify yourself at some point. this is non-negotiable. there are so many fakes on reddit/internet… - is willing to voice chat and message somewhat consistently - able to voice chat soon. if the vibe is solid then we can move to another app, etc. I prefer signal, but also have the usual other apps too (discord, telegram).

bonus points: - you are from Australia or New Zealand - into spiritual stuff - play an instrument (lets jam!)

I am cool about timezones.

So as long as you fulfill those requirements, Please don’t hesitate to reach out by chat message if this post resonates. To know you read this far, in your message please include your age, timezone/location, and your second favorite color…as well as a message with effort and not just “hey”. I wont reply to low effort messages nor messages that do not have the required things to include.

here’s the audio! feel free to skip to 10:45 for spongebob ocarina! https://vocaroo.com/1ee9bJCIp5PA. i dont expect anyone to listen to the whole thing but if you do, you are a trooper.

have a great day!