You can’t hear an enzyme. https://imgur.com/a/BNTfxxV
Single single to the point where my friends are debating if I’m becoming a nun. If 16 year old me went to a fortune teller I’m sure she would have bawled- what do you mean I’m ancient and not married!!??? Sorry kid. We do have a pretty cool cat, and know a bunch of cheesy jokes so you win some you lose some.
Have a career I’ve been doing for 8 years now, a reliable car, a home that is warm and cozy but old so it makes a lot of horror movie worthy noises at night. Great for the person that loves to watch scary movies, I’ve woken up to the sound of the radiator thinking I was going to suffer some paranormal activity end of life scenario.
Not sure what my love languages are and leaning into a mix of all of them- but I do know that I’ll make you’re favorite meal and give you a hug when you’ve had a bad day. You want to vent about your coworker, boss, day? Consider me your personal therapist and I’ll get all judge Judy when it comes to judging them.
Leaving it here for now so I can do something about the atrocious bags under my eyes- damn the over tired where you can’t sleep but you can’t not be in rest mode.
Important Ender- if you send me a dick pic you’ll get a firm “No thanks” and while I’d never share private images I will make fun of you to my cat. Heck we’ll put on tux’s and roast the over living hell out of you. No woman on the face of this planet has had a message start off with one of those and been like you know what he seems like a real charmer- and if you have found one she wants your money dude.
Okay okay and I’ll leave it here. Ciao!
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