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30[M4F] Oregon - It's been joked about that I would make a good housewife... Should husband me and find out :D
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ShitNeedUsername is a male age 30 looking for a female in Oregon
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Unlike most 30 year old men I can actually cook and clean and do it all the time. I quite enjoy it actually especially if it is for someone and not just me.

I have communication skills and emotional intelligence too holy shit.

I'm also probably a lot prettier than your ex too. Having freckles is like having an ace up your sleeve with attraction.

I'm basically a unicorn.

But I love to adore and do things for my partner. Take care of all her needs and make her feel wanted. I love hearing I am appreciated, and that they enjoy all that I do for them. Miss them an hour after they are gone and leave a million messages to let them know I'm thinking about them and hoping it doesn't annoy them.

I just can't wait to see you is all.

I have always been a bit of a manic pixie and when I like someone I absolutely ADORE them and want to do anything if it involves them. Maybe a bit clingy but I understand you have a life, I'll just miss you when you're gone. You'd come home to a clean house and a hot meal and a warm welcome with a bunch of kisses and an attentive set of ears to listen. You'd receive the warmest of welcomes after I've thought about you all day thinking of cute shit I can do to make you smile.

It's easy to miss someone as beautiful as you.

I like someone solid and self assured as well because I am neither of those at times and need a rock I can hold onto.

And if you like the whole shy pretty boy vibe then maybe you should let me know you. Jokes have been made before about me being a good stay at home mom. But I work as well and keep myself going just fine I don't need your help.

Though I know my worth so don't come in here expecting to force me around your finger or hurt me. You will fail. There's a lot of people out there who would appreciate someone like me and if you don't treat me well then someone else can.

I want someone seriously worth my time. Someone I marry, and never have to worry they'll be gone. Seems people have forgotten the whole idea of "in sickness and in health" thing as of late and run at the first sign of danger.

You could be brave. I'd love it if you were...

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