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30[M4F] Oregon - Come get yourself an immortal boyfriend...
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ShitNeedUsername is a male age 30 looking for a female in Oregon
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I also heard you like a tall freckled boy with a pretty face and an attitude so I figured I'd let you know that I know one.

He looks 20 while acting 40 and being easily entertained like a 10 year old. He's actually 30 which I hear is a hot age for a man these days.

Hint - it's me.

I am so ready to fall in love.

To be somebody's again.

Best memories I have always seem to have a girl with me and life lacks color without an adorable companion who can't seem to get enough of me.

That is actually me on my profile btw. Just a tall half Seminole boy and it's recent since I look 17.

Jake. In fact. Or That Asshole Over There. Also accepted if I like you enough but be careful if I don't.

I would describe the way I love as gentle yet assertive and I can be a bit rough too if you like. Loyal as they come and I take "in sickness and in health" seriously for the right person.

Kind of just a jovial, chatty idiot who is unapologetically myself and doesn't really give a damn what most people think of me. But if you think I'm handsome I wouldn't mind hearing all about it and then I'll smoke you out and call you beautiful all night.

Try my luck and say some stupid shit like "If I tried to kiss you would you let me?" And then go ahead and try it. Give you all my attention and make you feel special.

You would if I had anything to do about it.

I want forever too though. A few kids maybe. Some adventures worth remembering and a companion I adore.

That is what I really want.

Long distance is okay for now just be in a position where we could actually meet each other. I don't want something to be constantly getting in the way of that if we ever decide to. I just want to be able to do it and I am not your savior if you are in a really bad situation.

Also if your health is horrible I don't really have an interest. I work really hard to be healthy and fit, if you don't take care of yourself then I won't think your attractive I am sorry. I am not expecting a model though.

Come here and let's talk about our lives.

I want to know all about it...

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