I’ve written essays here in the past, and it did manage to catch the attention of a handful of high-effort women; but as fate would have it, we would just end up not ultimately compatible for one reason or another. Shit happens. 🤷‍♂️ I haven’t posted on here in a while, cuz you honestly get tired of looking after a while and just wanna take a break. So I did. I put the rod down and left the dock.

And yet..

I guess I’m just feeling a little bit more lonely than normal, so I figured I’d make one post here and cast another line back out into the “dating pool” (don’t ask why there are fish in a pool; just go with it 🤫).

Anyway, a little bit about me: As the title says, I’m 32. I’m Childfree and don’t ever want to have kids. I don’t want a traditional marriage. Contrary to the matter-of-fact tone of this post, I do have a great sense of humor; I’m just kinda feeling so-so right now. I guess the past failures have geared me towards a more direct approach to these things now.

I want a life partner who I can happily spend the rest of my days with. I have big ambitions in life and hope to be able to start my business this year (hopefully this summer). I’m pretty chill tbh. I wouldn’t mind getting out in nature more, but I’d prefer to have someone to enjoy it with. I’d also love to have someone to play video games with; maybe we could co-play a single player game and play it to completion. I sing quite a lot, but mostly just for myself, but it’s still fun. I’d love to be that cheesy partner who is with someone who loves to be serenaded.

In a world chock-full of grown children, I’m an adult. I don’t have fancy things, but I also don’t waste my time and things that don’t matter, and I certainly don’t care to show off anything to others. I just want someone who is down to earth, knows what they want, knows how to be/act like an adult (while also knowing how to cut loose and have fun), and most importantly: I want someone who knows how to love. Like, genuinely love, from the heart.

I want someone I can cry into sometimes and I want someone who I can be an mental, physical, emotional, and spiritual pillar of support for.

I will want to trade photos relatively soon, but it doesn’t have to be right off the bat. We can chat a bit to see if we like how the other carries themselves and then we can do a pic reveal to see if we have physical attraction for each other.

I think that’ll be enough for now. If you like what you’ve read, tell me your favorite cereal in your message so I know you actually read this. Part of wanting a high-effort woman is being a high-effort man; and I think that it’s only fair that if I spent the time to write this out, that I shouldn’t be expected to stoop down to a woman who didn’t even read all of what I wrote. The world has enough low-effort people in it; let’s try not to add to that number.

Please live in the states, with a preference for being east of the Mississippi.

(Sorry for any typos; I really just don’t feel like proofreading this lol)

If you feel we may get along well, then send me a chat and maybe we can beat the odds and finally put down our rods together and happily leave this dock once and for all.

Talk to you then. 😌

-Will