Hello there! It's just wonderful to meet you. Meeting some new and exciting people just makes me so happy.

I'm looking for someone witty and intelligent to get to know, platonic or not, but ideally for the long term. Someone decently near Los Angeles is ideal, but I'm open to people further away if we get along and timezones can be wrangled!

I'm horribly introverted and a chronic homebody, but I haven't really had much of a reason to go outside other than to walk around a garden or museum by myself. Otherwise, I enjoy very nerdy hobbies, such as tablestop games, video games, D&D, non-space themed fantasies, and whatever strange hobby catches my fancy at any given moment - like reading. My perfect date would take me to a game shop, a museum, or a plant shop, then take a walk who knows where (I promise you'll come out mostly unharmed). Spending money is optional!

The simplest things excite me and I get unreasonably happy seeing my favorite brand of cereal at the store. I'm not always happy though, and I can be equally grumpy if I'm made to get up too early or if you talk far far too much. I enjoy silence and my alone time, but I'd enjoy it even better with one close friend!

Romantically, I'm looking for a man or masculine presenting person who won't mind talking philosophically or about deep emotions or something that excites them. I am partial to someone who has a lot of passion for life and for whatever they do on a regular basis.

I have a soft spot for introverts - particularly if they're a programmer or logic-based, but I'm open to a variety of people.

Despite my generally wholesome appearance and demeanor, I have a very naughty and goofy sense of humor. I'd love to meet someone who doesn't mind quietly reading together - you some wholesome whatever and me hardcore smutty fanfiction. Side by side, under the covers, being entirely wholesome.

I find horny people boring, and finesse very attractive. Let's enjoy some banter~

If you're interested, feel free to DM. If we get along after some time, I'm happy to exchange photos!

Age ideally under 28-40. Generally healthy physique Generally ok with my busy schedule