Good afternoon, good evening, or good morning. Whichever applies, take it.

Hi 👋 describing oneself is always interesting, dontcha think? Like, do these emotional qualities, physical features, fears, and desires really make me who I am? To be honest, I don't think so, not at all. So I've a hard time putting any semblance of trust in the words put upon the internet.

So what does constitute my being? What makes up who I am?

Presence. That is most important, for sure. What comes across, despite this being only words, which are, of course, being filtered through your own percepions, coloring anything I write, is some semblance of my presence. In all writing, one cannot help but leave their mark, every author imprints their soul upon their writings, so maybe you can get a feel for mine here. Not that I necessarily believe in the soul, but that can be explored some other time.

In presence with one another, we share ideas, transmit feelings, absorb each other's energy, come to union via togetherness, simply in the act of sharing space. It is this sharing of space, this entering into conscious union with another being that I seek.

I know, I word it rather intensely, but it's really not so intense. I mean, riding a subway in a crowd, seated at a busy coffee shop, dancing amidst a group at a rave, all these involve shared consciousness, a union of sorts. I would like this to be a chosen thing, between to like beings. Two loves intertwined, four legs, with the intent to come into a conscious union. The above scenarios, with collective crowds, are unconscious unions. Two lovers together, both aware of the truth of their beings, willing, trusting, open to one another, this union is wholly different. A vehicle for beauty.

Jeeeeeez. Listen to me. Sometimes I wanna just tell myself to fuck off, like quit with the cheesing already. But I love it.

I'm a bit of a romantic if you couldn't tell, but only for the right person. I've only met one single person in 31 years that has made me feel such intense passion and longing. That is the kind of being I seek. So I don't see why I shouldn't open every door, Reddit included.

So, to the nitpicky, unimportant, "this is who I am" details. ;)

Yoga is a big part of my life, r/yoga is pretty much the only sub I frequent. Though, I wouldn't mind frequenting a different kinda sub, if you know what I mean... Anyway, clearly the dirty mind too, which is rather important as I like dark jokes and would love to meet a woman to explore with, but all in the context of this larger, overarching relationship.

I enjoy writing poetry, which I want a muse for. The natural beauty of the universe of dandy to discuss, but a woman's curves, allure, and promiscuity are much better for poetical content. I also like writing in general, delving into an idea I've been contemplating is such fun. As such I like to podcast too, and have a podcast called The Mental Yogi, look me up on Spotify. I stopped recording for a minute, as my life has twisted and turned. I will certainly get back into that soon.

I love to come and seek to master the art of the crossaint. I was a pastry cook for a hot minute. I e had many jobs, for that matter, but would like to pursue spa management as a long term career. I'm in the midst of figuring that out.

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh... Omg is this long enough yet? I don't want to talk about myself anymore, though I guess I should describe my bod. 5'8.5" (that half inch totally matters), 150lbs, lean, though I'm planning on building some muscle back once my life settles again... Relatively well endowed, I feel like this doesn't matter, but it's a selling point for some, so... I'll add a pic if I can.Me!

Oh right, you. Honestly, if you like what you read, there's a good chance we'd vibe. Though, I like petite girls. I'm a pretty slim and strong dude, and I want a woman who is smaller than I am. There is nothing more unattractive than kissing a girl as tall as you, or one you can't even pick up. No shame or judgement, but I want to be able to toss my woman around, in the good kind of way.

I like listeners who know when to talk; active girls who know when to be lazy; someone who can wear the hippie style, the fashionista style, or the dirt bag style. If we can road trip, unshowered for 3 weeks, but also dress to the nines for black tie events, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Obviously, more than anything, it's the vibe that counts.

P.S. I want kids.

P.P.S. I don't want to reread and edit this. I'd rather just write it raw, so I'm sorry for any autocorrect BS or whatever. Ttyl