To whom it may concern:
I am writing this letter to sound more interesting. There will be fancy words sprinkled throughout that will try and make me sound intelligent because I've heard from a friend that knew a guy that knows a guy that knows a dog that people like intelligence and a strong vocabulary and I think that's pretty petrichor.
What I'm looking for is straightforward; I'm looking for a getaway driver. I mean I'm looking for a person that might want to steal my heart and then drive away real fast. Hopefully I'm in the car as well. No promises, though because I've been known to wander and get distracted. Sometimes I'll just
In all seriousness, I am looking for someone that I like to talk to. I'm not looking to rush into anything but I'm not opposed to getting to know someone and seeing where things go. I've been single for a long time and I think it's time I try and get back out there. I've been focusing on my life, my family, and my education but I think it's time for me to be happy. Heck, we can try and make things cuisine between us. I'm into playing video games (but you don't have to but it always gets flak for some reason), I like baking (and I'm looking for the perfect chocolate chip cookie) and I love cracking jokes (and yes, I have like 5 loaded and ready).
Hopefully this virtual message in a bottle reaches someone. My tubby, tall, tan, handsome and definitely illiterate self is floating in this inner tube with a coconut filled with (think of the weirdest drink) in one hand and a loaf of French bread in the other. Priorities, amirite?
I'm hoping to find a strong connection.
Have a great day!
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