What you see is what you get.

No there really isn't that much more to it than that with me. Not to say I'm simple but everything out of my mouth will be exactly what I am thinking and feeling. I don't have anything to hide and all, just some things to prove so I tell the truth because the truth sets you free.

Don't really have to remember what you tell people if you always tell the truth.

I could tell you all about myself. But instead I'll describe meeting me or any boy that likes you for that matter-

....If you were here right now I would be smiling wide at you because I bet you're pretty fucking cute and I just can't help myself when there is a pretty girl talking to me.

I never really grew up in that way, and I don't think most men do. We all have that problem when we like talking to you and we are just trying to figure out how to tell you. Because we are straight forward and that fucks with y'all and confuses you. That is the only way I really know how to be though so you can call me a cocky idiot all you want you aren't gonna hurt my feelings. I would be loud and I would laugh and joke cuz you're cute and your smile is pretty to me and I want to see it

I say what I mean. I will confuse you because every other man you have talked to showed you the face you wanted to see and it was prettier than the real thing and you found that out later. You'd still be together if you didn't cuz crazy can only hide so long.

I wear the crazy on my sleeve though and you can simply take me or leave me. I will not change for you so do not even attempt to try.

Men are not toys. We are not your tools. We are something you experience and if you don't appreciate us we are then simply a memory.

But not a toy for your entertainment. But I can be very entertaining if you think you can handle me.

Anyway.

Now we have met in your mind...

Why don't you stay a while, and we'll talk?

Hopefully you aren't 20 years older than me nor barely legal. But otherwise I don't have an age in mind.

Well, only if you like tall, good looking stoner boys that is.