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32 [M4F] - Scotland, UK - What did the male dung beetle say to the female dung beetle when he rocked up for his date?
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steel_legs is a male age 32 looking for a female
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*drumroll*

Let's roll baby ;)

*bad-um tssss*

Now that I have cracked a groan-worthy, all-natural and homemade joke, here's me in a nutshell: I'm an outdoorsy, adventurous, thinking human who spends the majority of his day working a job that feels like a blend of stock car racing and the never-ending building of a gothic cathedral. It's exciting and engaging but at times can be a bit of a consuming rollercoaster.

When not working I get high-quality recovery - you can find me with friends up a hill (Schiehallion!), floating in the sea (OK, not Scotland), or dancing my heart and soul out at a ceilidh. Other interests include reading/watching sci-fi and fantasy, playing board and video games, painting miniatures (for example), baking bread, cycling on bikes and listening to niche music (lots of synthwave, assorted bardcore and 80s tracks, plus some metal/industrial). I stay sane by moving heavy kettlebells, meditating and making my breakfast before going to bed - adulting at its best!

Looks wise, in case you have not decided to peruse above pics, I'm a lean-strong build, 5 ft 10 with glasses, dark hair and even darker eyes. (Here's another pic!)

Whilst I do enjoy sex and play, I'm looking for a connection that has scope to become a deeper, long-term relationship where we work as an effective team, go on adventures together and potentially even settle down and have a family in due course.

Provided you’re also after the same kind of connection and based in Scotland or nearby, I’m pretty open as to who drops into my DMs/chats – please reach out with a pic (or few if you fancy it). Being up-front I’ll ignore low-effort replies (i.e "hi and not much else". Hopefully you're cute, funny, geeky/nerdy, emotionally intelligent, optimistic and looking to make the most of life and the adventures it offers :)

Looking forward to hearing from you!

P.S - please give blood (iykyk)

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a male
Age
32
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a female
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10 months ago