If you don't know where my title is from without Googling it you can't message me. Sorry, but those are the rules.

Anyway, howdy! 🤠 I'm a single white female who lives in western MA. I'm divorced (amicably) and I don't have any kids, but I do have a big fluffy cat who I'm happy to share pictures of if you ask. I'm an artsy, hippie chick type, and I love to draw and paint and do crafty types of things. I'm also a writer, in case you can't tell 😊

Here is a picture of me:
https://imgur.com/00L0SIG

I'm very into health and fitness, and getting outside and into nature. Over this past year I have started getting into burning (Burning Man events). And even though I'm deaf/hard of hearing, I love music. I do speak, and I wear hearing aids which I do fairly well with, but please be aware that I am still disabled and will never have perfect hearing. And I'm currently learning ASL, but I'm not fluent in it yet.

I own my own business, which keeps me very busy. And I'm also trying to break into writing and illustrating graphic novels, which keeps me even busier.

My Christian faith is very important to me, although I'm definitely not what most people think of when they imagine a Christian. I'm not conservative for one thing: I will never vote for Donald Trump, one of my best friends is pansexual, and I also don't think that going to church every Sunday is what makes you righteous before God.

And I know it says I'm 44, and that's like, a death sentence when it comes to finding someone... but I'm really not 44. That's just my chronological age. In reality I'm still very young at heart. I love wearing bright colors and I decorate my home with happy things like toys and Disney art on my walls. People usually think I'm anywhere from 10 to 20 years younger than I actually am... I don't think I've ever had someone once come close to guessing my actual age.

Maybe part of that is because I'm not all cynical and burnt out on life? I still believe in love, I still have that sense of childlike wonder about the world, and most of all I know that you're out there somewhere waiting for me. I just hope we find each other before we hit the retirement home.

I'm open to dating someone younger than me. Not scandalously young, but if you are in your 30's you are welcome to say hi. I am not so much into tall dark and handsome as I am into cute little blondes or redheads. Seriously, short guys are totally welcome (I'm only 4'10" so you will still be tall to me 😘). I also love a long haired, bearded man way more than I should probably admit.

So if you're out there, here I am. Please come find me and take me home with you?