Hey, I'm Zak. I'm a 31M from NJ. I'm 5'9", Asian, and chunky, but working on it (the chunky part, not the Asian part). I'm looking for a long-term monogamous relationship. I'm a huge nerd; my hobbies include: playing video games, reading books, painting miniatures, and watching terrible movies. I like to show my love with physical affection - if you like cuddling, getting massages, and having your hair played with, well then you're going to get sick of it really fast. Here are some of my date ideas:
Order a bunch of Chinese food and spend the next 12 hours watching all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Cuddle together under a blanket on my Couch of Depression and watch a bunch of episodes of Catfish or My 600lb Life.
Play a game of 40k or MtG. Loser has to decide what we're doing for dinner.
Make a movie monster bracket and decide which one would beat all of the others in a fight. Would it be the killer tire from Rubber or maybe a lavalantula? I think the turkey from Thankskilling would definitely beat Santa Jaws. But none of them can beat a sharknado!
Take a trip to the LEGO store and plan out a LEGO city that we'll never build because the sets are too expensive for us.
Attempt to make costumes for next year's Renaissance Faire, and ultimately fail because we don't have the skills, so we just end up going in regular human clothes.
If you've read all this and are interested, send me a message with the answer to this question so I know you're not a bot, or whatever: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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