Now that I probably have your attention:

I’m a 39 year old Hispanic woman. I’m plus size, BBW, and I’m single. I’m looking to meet someone to date that will lead to a serious relationship.
I work part time; I’ve been at my job for a while and enjoy it a lot. I’m into watching football (Go Chiefs and Packers), hockey when it’s on (Blackhawks), and once in a super great while, basketball.
I enjoy learning to cook, music, reading, going out to eat, traveling when I can afford to, walking, swimming, and would love to try camping with the right person.
My job keeps me physically active so I’m looking for someone similar. I enjoy the idea of playfully sparring/wrestling with someone bigger and stronger than me just because I’d think it’d be funny.
I’m above average height (About 5’8) so I prefer someone taller than me. I’m loyal, stubborn, I try to be a good listener and supporter. I can be funny and a little shy, also straightforward about things. I’m a calm, level headed person.
I’m looking for someone who has his stuff together. He’s confident, outgoing, humble, attractive, funny, strong, patient, and affectionate.
I’m very family oriented, so I’m looking for someone who is also the same.
I’m an absolute sucker for the broad shoulders, chest, neat beard and blue/green eyes. Chest hair is sexy. I’m starting to find it attractive if a man can confidently wear a kilt and look good in it, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.
I want to get married and have kids, so I’m also looking for someone who also has the same ideals, and I’m open to meeting someone from the KC area (I’m planning on going back there soon)
And fellas, it’s not a compliment (not for me anyway) when someone tells you you’re good looking enough to sleep with, but not for anything beyond that, so I’m not looking for anything casual whatsoever.
To those looking, good luck out there. The right someone is out there for you.