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30 [M4F] Midwest/USA - alt boy seeks alt girl
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GreatCleest is a male age 30 looking for a female
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I am a 30 yo white male. I am also your manic pixie dream guy. Pansexual. I am overweight but I am attractive. I have long teal hair and i wear a beanie all the time. My style is grown up scene kid. I still rock vans and skinnies but gave up the band tees for button downs and carhartt shit. I have a stable job as a manager of a coffee shop. I currently live with a roommate but ill be getting my own place come janurary. I am mentally ill but have been in therapy for 2 years and no longer fit the criteria for clinical depression (woo). This feels like I'm writing just the bare facts of what kind of human I am and where i am in life. Feels pretty boring.

Don't really have any goals. Im kinda just floating through life atm. I plan on going to school for poli sci but don't plan on getting a degree. I just kind of want a partner to float with. We can go to shows together and go out to eat every sunday or something. I love to go camping and fishing though you'll have to eat the fish i catch cause i'm vegan (not a religious one, i just like living my values a little). I listen to audiobooks all the time (currently listening to some linguistic theory by saussure). I love to argue so if that's not your cuppa id skip me cause i will do it and love doing it. I skateboard sometimes but haven't gone in awhile cause its not fun being at the skatepark by yourself.

Videogames are my main hobby. I play on PC. I probably wont ever buy a console. Im too used to mouse and keyboard now. I do have a switch but its pretty neglected cause i only bought it for breath of the wild. If you have a PC we should do a baulders gate 3 playthrough. That shit is so fuckin good dude. Straight fire. 10/10. Other than that tho i play some league (I hate the game but its where the homies at) and I'm getting into dark and darker. Ill play whatever with you tho np.

I also play lots of dnd and ttrpgs in general. Im currently writing a campaign right now where mind flayers enslaved xenomorphs (from the alien franchise). Shits rad. Just board games in general are pretty rad. I used to play mtg but sold all my cards for crack (jkjk). Anyways this is my way of showing you that I have some pretty close friends and to give you an idea on how nerdy I am.

Alright music: My favorite band of all time is la dispute. I don't listen to them much anymore as I am not as sad as I used to be but they're my favorite. What I listen to now is mostly just fuckin like sad indie shit. I have peculiar taste and will send you tons of shit you probably haven't heard. If you have heard some shit Ill be impressed and fall in love immediately. The friends Ive kept up with for years have been the ones that can recommend me some shit I haven't heard. I am musically gifted and can play guitar and plan on learning piano.

Last things last. I am a big time introvert ( i dont really believe in that term i just cant think of anything better). For the most part I like staying at home playing games. I do things on the weekend cause if i just stayed home my depression along with everything else would come back. I am also a big time weirdo. Im very charismatic and can carry the conversation if Im not busy. I cant wait to meet some new people on the internet. Shits going to be so dope.

Thank you human who read this far. Your dad/mom is proud of you and the world would be worse if you jumped off that bridge. You deserve to order pizza tonight. Hmu if you wanna be friends.

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30
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a female
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