Hi! I'm Christina, I'm 32, chubby/curvy, red-haired (dyed), green-eyed, 5'7 & about 230lbs.

I'd like to tell you that I'm looking for a relationship. But the honest truth is I'm not quite at a place where that's realistic, so I'm here for the next thing: friends with benefits.

I'm looking for pleasure- to please and be pleased in return. I work Monday through Friday, from about 8am to 6pm, and in the office. Yes I like my job. No I will not call in sick to play with you. Job pays the bills babe, you don't.

I cannot host. If I could, I absolutely would, but I can't so I don't. My roommate does not permit fun sleepovers. No, I do not want to sleep with my roommate. No, I don't know if she wants to sleep with me and even if she did I wouldn't care.

You: have a job or some other way of earning an income. Have a form of transportation (for your own self- I'm not your uber). Have consistent or similar working hours. I am not a night owl. Be: realistic about your own physical capabilities in bed. Be upfront about likes & dislikes.

My personal preferences? Personally, I like folks with meat on their bones. I'm heavier, and the leaner guys make me nervous (I'm scared if I ride, you break). I cannot get enough of hairy men- not just a man with facial hair. Something about y'all really gets me going. Hair on chests...backs.. arms... all over.

I say this will all respect and kindness: know what your actual height is. If you say you're also 5'7 (cool!) And I show up and you're shorter, I will make you feel dumb for not knowing how to read a tape measure. I'm not sure what's going on there- why there seems to be a consistent inability to measure or tell the truth, but it's frustrating and it makes me question if there's more you haven't yet seem to have figured out.

THAT BEING SAID: the physical aspects of my preferences are just that- a preference. The right vibe, the right personality or commonality can actually be enough for me.

We're all searching for someone or someones. Let's keep it respectful and kind.

If Interested: (I'm not Catholic but I believe it's called a Hail Mary?) Please provide a SFW picture of yourself, your age, your location. Please be above 27 years of age. Be single, or in an open relationship (and yes I WILL check to make sure everything is above board). Please tell me the top 3 things you need in a sexual relationship, and what 3 things you need non-sexually that you're hoping to gain from a FWB relationship.

I wish you all good fortune and a wonderful weekend.