Hello! Thank you for coming, can I get you a drink? My name is Joaquin, I'm 32 and I'm here to offer YOU the chance of a lifetime! Yes, that's right, you just hit the jackpot. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this guy could have to offer in a sea of OTHER guys that are also weirdly promoting themselves on a god darn website?", well, excellent question Carol, I like your attitude, here are some of the things that I can offer you in the most honest and truthful way:

• An artistic mind (Yes, I'm opening with this one, no I don't care if it makes me sound petty) that takes notice and really tries to appreciate the things in life, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook in this world! However hard it might be.

• A pretty good listener, I want to engage in conversation with you. I pay attention, I do my best to try to understand and put myself in the shoes of others. This one might sound corny as hell but as stated before, it's a truthful take about the way I am.

• A nerd (SHOCKER! I KNOW!), a guy who loves movies, shows, music, videogames and books. A guy who probably would be down to watch all of Edgar Wright's movies RIGHT NOW. I just really love dissecting media. A guy who owns both a pretty decent PC AND a Nintendo Switch system, for, you know, playing the "marios".

• A sensitive idiot who really appreciates feelings, owning them and letting them wash over you like the wave smashing against a kids sand castle. Is it always good? Hell no, but at least it's a reminder that we are here, and that we feel.

• A guy who LOVES TO TALK (Maybe this is not a plus, but I'm putting it here anyways), voice chatting is always welcomed but not necessary! A plus to this is that I work from home so I always have time to chat.

• A pretty funny guy, if it isn't already apparent by this hilarious wall of text.

• I'm really cute and if you want to see a picture of me and you made it this far... here it is! I won't bite (too much).

Anyways, that's my pitch, pretty long, I know, but I'm just being honest about myself and hopefully, if you can, be honest about yourself too. If you made it this far, why not sending me a message or a chat? I'll reply to you as soon as I can.

Thank you for reading! If you made it this far... why not try to chat with me?