It's been quiet around here for too long. I think it's about time a women got mad at me again.
Everything's fake on the internet anyway and the parade of endless small talk was old before it started. So let's skip the boring stuff and get right down to it. Relationships are mostly fights, right? Let's have us a good old fashioned knock down, drag out.
One rule: when you message me, the fight is already in progress. Other than that be as creative with it as you wish. If you actually make it petty enough to believe it's something two people would actually fight about, even better.
I've never been a player. Excuse me, a playa. I don't know what it's like to have my phone blown up by multiple women all mad at me at once. This is my chance to see what all those guys on The Maury Povich Show go through.
If somehow we inexplicably hit it off during this fake fight then perhaps later we can fake make up. Probably not. It'll be even more realistic if we both sleep alone tonight.
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