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34[F4M] Flirting while my boss isnt looking
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tr0picalmermaid is a female age 34 looking for a male
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Thereā€™s so much I should be doing, but I figure all of that can wait. Wellā€¦ Technically, it cant wait, but Iā€™ll worry about that later. Right now, all I want is to talk and chill with someone.

Thatā€™s where you come in!

I need a cool guy to help distract me at work and keep my attention after Iā€™m done for the day. Be the reason I cant put down my phone and Iā€™m smirking and giddy all day instead of working on my Power Point presentation. If youā€™re in your mid/late thirties, single, with a fun personality and able to hold your end of the conversation, it could very well be you. Pretty smiles get you extra points. Even more points if you make an effort and skip the half-assed messages.

I might be worth getting in trouble with your own boss if you:

  • can handle a little sass and flirty banter,
  • are into smart, ambitious women (who are only just a tiny bit irresponsible from time to time),
  • are happy and excited hockey is back,
  • guiltily enjoy workplace drama and gossip that doesnā€™t involve you,
  • are bored with work yourself and would rather exchange memes and awesome playlists on Spotify.

So, if this made you think ā€œfuck work, Iā€™m down!ā€, shoot your shot. Include your name, age, what you look like, and just for good measure, let me know if youā€™re a macbook or pc at work. Thatā€™s how Iā€™ll know you read this whole thing and are interested for sure. :)

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