My good people of Reddit! I’m baaaaaack, and now living two states away from where you saw me last. After years of wishing, I finally made the jump and moved up to Seattle, and I’m beyond ready to enjoy my first Autumn and Winter here!

Here’s a whole lot of me, because it’s important

Seeking my person to do all things holidays ranging from basic bitch (HELL YEAH let’s get pumpkins while drinking our PSLs) to winter sports (you’re driving, I have no idea what snow is help) and everything in between!

A little about me: - 5’7 (or maybe 5’8…who knows) - Curvy/Chubby (but active and competitive as shit and can hold my own athletically just fine thankyouverymuch) - Hair so long it will inexplicably end up in your mouth and buttcrack - Has two cats, absolutely loves doggos too and will try to kidnap yours probably - Stable WFH job (AKA corporate bitch AKA shit looks like it’s together) - No daddy issues (you’ll love him, he’s the sweetest) - Probably the funniest person you’ll ever meet (not biased in this opinion at all) - sarcastic as shit but balanced with lots of sweet nothings 😌 - Insanely loyal and loving - Crushes the love languages and gives you all of it (you’re welcome) - Very very very physically affectionate - Communicative as fuck - Happy, always smiling, upbeat motherfucker - Clearly enjoys cursing - Not even a little conservative or religious - Falls asleep watching The Office every night (this could be a con…sorrynotsorry)

What I’d love from you: - Please dearfuckinglord do not send me an unsolicited dick pic I will insult you (and report you and regret this post) - Be nearby! (I need someone here to do these things with, I’m sorry!) - Preferably aged between 28-40 - Upbeat/positive and communicative - Therapatized (kidddddding but….please at least know your demons and have a plan to play nice with them) - Be single! And monogamous 😌 (I hate that I have to clarify this) - Communication gets a second bullet because goddamnnnnnnnnn clear, open communication is hot as hell - Be ready to adventure with me! (Seriously how does one drive in the snow help)

If you made it this far and are still smiling - message me! Let’s go exploring ☺️

Please include a photo of yourself and a little about you! I will not respond to blank profiles, “hey”s, and messages sent without photos