I read an article a while back that said demand for Caucasian sperm donors is sky high in both India and China, and I was like "ffs i've just been giving it away all my life".

So I called up this girl that I knew from HS and said, "hey remember that time when your parents were out and I came over?" She said "of course I remember, you got me pregnant!". And I said, "that'll be 1200 rupees".

Then this Indian woman called me up with 100,000 rupees looking for a donor and I said "that's a big order, try Costco" and she said "no, I need Caucasian", and I said "ok then try the Walmart in Burbank".

Hi R4R30, I am a 51M living in beautiful Beverly Hills, California looking for romance on the Internet!

About You:

• Thinks a guy who is confident and takes control and knows what he wants from you and what drives you crazy is sexy
• Speak in actual words not "omg lol ffs idk gtfo fr fr" I mean omgwtf
• Have something that makes you interesting and unique (i.e. special talent or way of looking at the world)
• Be in the SoCal area or could be at some point
• Sees a pretty girl who deserves to be happy in the mirror

About Me:

• Divorced dad with HS age kid, 50% custody, living the dream baby
• 5'7", been told I look like "every white guy everywhere" which ofc is a compliment
• Smarter than Neil deGrasse Tyson, Funny occasionally
• Like people with smarts, creativity, talent, goals, dreams
• Like art, history, psychology, science, great writing
• Hate geeks, nerds, star wars, marvel, anime, etc just gtfo
• Exercise daily until it hurts (which doesn't take long)
• Would rather play with an actual woman than a video game
• Zero interest in hookups, one-night deals, F--k buddy, etc. Ew gross.
• Never have and never will be on any dating sites.

The Rules:

• No drunk / stoned chicks - a woman without a brain isn't worth talking to
• No onlyfans - you're naked, nobody cares
• Don't ask me about my business - no, it's not illegal it's just boring post-modern economy BS that I already spend all day on, tell me about you
• Don't be shy - this is your life get out of the audience and on the stage

And we're done. What more could you want? Is this not why you are here? Are you not entertained?