This is a bit tongue-in-cheek, but if my mom has heard about Taylor then everyone has had to, so perhaps a funny headline might help the right woman find my post

Song Game - Without opening a new browser window, how many Taylor songs did I reference? Tell me for a prize.

OK, this is me trying! You know I'm trouble, but you also know that you like living dangerously sometimes, and you work so hard perhaps you can take a chance on an Internet gentleman caller? Especially because you deserve a lot, don't you? You've worked hard to get where you are and while it hasn't been easy you've accomplished things you're proud of. You want to share that with someone important to you and get excited to share your accomplishments with! It just comes down to this doesn't it - You're ready for a real relationship and you want it to hurry the f up and get here!!

Now, what about me? I know you're curious, and that's an attractive quality about you that I know all too well. I'm an older man who's 45, truly single, with no children. I'm a successful management type who's considering moving to Las Vegas or Denver. I'm interested in meeting a woman to see if we might have a connection and who can school me on some local info. I'm currently based in the PNW, so if you're from Portland or Seattle and like traveling then let me know. Or, if you think I should visit somewhere else present your case. If I'm being honest, my main concern is who and what you are - not where you are :)

I'm a sweet (occasionally stern if you did something bad), successful, intelligent, and genuine man who wants to be YOUR long term hoodie provider. I'm passionate, willing to lead, nurturing, and most importantly - I will truly listen. If you like to learn, then I'm the partner for you. Of course, I like to learn too, and acknowledge you'll have a lot to teach me. Because for you to be truly happy, you need a man who takes care of you in every way so you can go be awesome always knowing I'll be right where you left me.

I'm emotionally ready to put in the hard work required for the incredibly deep and intimate relationship I crave. I would really love to get to the point where a deep trust and we feel truly comfortable together. Perhaps even to get to the point where we can discuss why pickles shouldn't be on burgers! The depth of the connection I want is scary to think about, but I've worked on myself to be open and vulnerable and will be brave as we connect.

I connect deepest with a woman who has a playfulness about her and breathes laughter as much as air. You have a feminine style, perhaps even have that "good girl faith and a tight little skirt". Ideally, you're younger than me and find you want an older man who's a wise, educated, and kind leader and brings the maturity you crave. A man who's also able to create that safe cocoon of hoodies that allows you to embrace a safe place of laughter, happiness, and love.

Now that you've invested time to read to the end, why don't you send me a chat and tell me why you connected with my post, what type of hoodie I should get next, and why you belong with me.

So... are you ready for it?