Who doesn't love a good meme? The number one news source in the world. Sorry National Enquirer, your reign is over. Today I will be describing for you a number of memes I've recently enjoyed. It's not allowed to simply post them here so you'll have to use that imagination of yours. This is what Mr. Rogers prepared us for.

First up, we have a couple of trash cans that have been knocked over. One of them is positioned where it appears as if it is making sweet love to the other.

You picture it? Okay.

It is captioned:

Looks like my ex has finally found someone

I would have captioned it "How wastebaskets are born" but I didn't create the meme, I only reported it.

When a can loves a woman

I will hold for applause.

The following ones have no visual so you can turn off your imagination now. Save it for later. We might need it again.

Alright, next we have...

What's your best flirting technique? Personally I like to play hard to get by staying at home and having no contact with anyone.

Dating again after you break up with a long term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again except with less health.

Once I realize I'm sharing you, I'll just leave you. I want a soulmate, not a hotspot.

Me: Yeah I'll probably die alone

Waiter: No I said will you be dining alone

Me: Oh

Last but not least, we have a picture of a dumpster. Yes, we have come full circle.

Trash.

This isn't just any ordinary dumpster, no. This dumpster is on fire.

Can you envision a nice, flaming dumpster for me?

You got it? Good.

It is captioned: Dating.

Well, on that note you can picture SpongeBob getting up from his chair.

Ight Imma head out.

I hope you've enjoyed this as much as I have. Send me a message if that seems like something you might want to do. Idk. Idc. Idgaf. Just whatever.