People tell me I'm a good listener. What exactly are you supposed to say to that? "Thanks, yeah, my ear, nose, and throat guy is pretty good. Went to Johns Hopkins and then worked his ass off in his residency."
And they're like, "No, obviously you listen, but then you actually remember what I tell you," and I'm like "Well, yeah, my neurologist is great too. Keeps a bowl of Ritalin on his desk for the kids."
And then they tell me I'm funny, and I'm like "But I haven't even told you what he gives away on Halloween."
Bottom line, I'm just a normal average guy in Beverly Hills looking to connect with the woman of my dreams and then take her to our private island where we hunt the most dangerous game of all. Which is truffles, obviously. We don't hunt people until the spring.
So if you're in the area or will be, send me a PM and list all your red flags in alphabetical order and put the ones that should really scare me away in all caps, and we'll take it from there. Look forward to hearing from you!
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