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I don’t think I’ve ever really made a birthday wish. I blow out the candles on the cake and smile, but I’ve always been so happy I never really wish for anything. I do know what I want this year, though.
I want someone to spend my birthday weekend with and that I can get to keep long term. A cool, single guy with a cute smile, fun personality, who’s my age/mid-late thirties. Someone who’ll be the reason I cant put down my phone and I’m smirking and giddy all the time.
I know I’m being picky, but the guy I want:
- can handle a little sass, wits and flirty banter;
- thinks pineapple has NO business on pizza;
- will enjoy watching hockey with me (LGR!);
- will dance with me even if he doesn’t know how to;
- is not above drinking games and taking shots together;
- enjoys late nights talking about everything and anything.
If this guy actually exists, someone please let him know he can DM me saying hi, including his name, age, what he looks like. And if this person doesn’t exist, well, I guess just get me a plane ticket to Tahiti, a new bathing suit and unlimited piña coladas and I’ll be happy with that too.
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