I know, I know, everyone wants to travel these days. I'm more looking to spend time building a home and a family.

Hi, I'm Jaimie. I'm white, 6'1'', 200lbs, athletic, and there's no hair on top of my head. I do, however, have all my teeth! I also have kids. ...and lets see... what else might be a deal breaker. Oh, I live on a tropical island where I've built a home (It's 4 stories tall, and people call it "The castle"), and am growing food, and generally becoming self sufficient. ...you know, just in case there's a zombie apocalypse. Also because I like being my own person, and doing whatever I want. ...like going outside when most of the planet is locked in their homes. ...and stuff like that.

I would love to have a farm girl around to help. ...or maybe you're not a farm girl, but would still enjoy figuring out why the avocado trees are growing amazingly well in only one area of the island. If you figure it out, the prize is Avocados!

I'm in the midst of making running trails (and running on them with kids), and building a guest house, and setting up a lumber mill, and a workshop, and I have a lot of things in the works. Electricity is solar power, and yes. It works. Just, please don't talk to me online and tell me that you think my life sounds amazing but you "could never give up the internet". Yes... seriously. That has happened more often than I think the human race would like to admit. Also, chickens. I want chickens, but only if I can feed them without buying feed. ...because then I may as well just buy the stupid eggs!

OK... if you haven't found something you can ask my about by now... you're probably not that interested. ;-) If you have, please ask. Oh, and yes. I'd love to have more kids.

Jaimie PS. Hi! What's one thing you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?