It's a catchy title but don't think I'm tryna marry you right this minute...unless 😏

I'm a 36 year old man living on the island of Montréal and yes, it is an island, go ahead, google to verify as if I don't live here. Now that you're back, let's get down to business. I work a pretty hard job that has me lifting metal out of chemicals all day so by nature I'm a lazy boy after work because I'm le tired and I'm not getting any younger. When I'm not working, you can find me taking care of my pets, doing YouTube binges onto topics I didn't know I had an interest in, playing ps4 and reading fiction. I'm a big music lover with over 8k songs in my Spotify library which is fun when it loads properly.

Here are some red flags to not waste your time:

🚩I'm fat, I'm lazy, bad with money, no credit card and bad credit, I don't drive, I'm possessive, I make jokes all the time, I'm forgetful, I'm a bad cook, I'm a fussy sleeper and I'm bad at simple math 🚩

Now here's my green flags for those still here:

🟩 I'm handy around the house, can carry the groceries in one trip, I make okay money, I have my own apartment, my bills are paid, I'm orally insatiable, I'm dominant but only under the sheets, I like giving massages, I'm easy going, supportive, and understanding 🟩

I couldn't find a green flag emoji and didn't want to use some random countries flag and spark controversy.

Lastly, let's get to my looks just to weed out those who are still here.

I'm 6'1, long hair, beard, blue eyes, broad shoulders, big hands and Caucasian. I'm shaped like one of those big bears you win at a carnival. I don't care what you look like or what size you are.

Hope to hear from you.