Greetings everyone! Well, to everyone who clicked on me. Welcome to the show! Drinks are in the fridge and food is on the table. It's a lot like that scene in Hook where everything is imaginary so don't get too excited.

So here I am. Again. Still hoping for that connection, but also enjoying meeting the people that I don't click with. It's a lot like trick or treating around here. You're looking for those king size Kit Kats but sometimes you get those taffy things in the generic orange or black wrappers. Which Halloween treat is your spirit candy self?

Since I now have put Halloween in the front of my brain, it should be noted in a huge fan. I love the pageantry of it all from the decorations to the costumes. It's just fun!

But back on track. I'm looking for someone to chat with. I'm not putting pressure on anything. If something happens and we click, then I'm open to more. But if it doesn't, that's ok too. Let's just, ya know, talk and see if we're clicking like Lego. 😁

So here's me: I'm a single guy living in Texas. I have taken 47 trips around the sun and I don't have any kids. I am gainfully employed at a bank and I enjoy reading, the outdoors (but not in this heat!!), cooking, people watching, and board game nights with friends.

Physically speaking, I am 5'9" so not a mountain if you're looking for someone to summit. I'm 155 lbs with blue eyes and a beard. I keep it neat and trimmed and only stroke it when I'm hatching a scheme to keep people away from the abandoned amusement park so I can rob the bank next door. Some meddling kids and a dog have been snooping around, but I know how to get rid of them. I have a werewolf costume so I'll just scare them off. It's fool proof! (I really hope someone gets that or I just sound unhinged!)

OK, my lunch break is almost over and work must be done. But I really hope to hear from you! I have a vampire or a robot costume if you want to join me in nefariousness! Or you can bring your own if you have something. 😁

Let's be like the shoes and converse!