Introduction:

This document conducts a comprehensive examination of the author’s dating profile, aiming to dissect specific criteria for an ideal match, highlight the author's personal attributes, and unravel their expectations for a potential relationship.

Author’s Preferences:

Age: 24-33, open to dating younger individuals, so long as you are working already. Please be financially capable.

Height preference: 5'4" and above.

Body type preference: Slim to average build, sorry but pass on dad bods.

Values: Appreciates a captivating smile and an engaging speaking voice.

Shared Interest: Enthusiastic about video games and is open to play with friends on discord

Personal Attributes:

Self-description: Smolest litol tater you’ll ever meet

Physical features: Average build. People often say “di ka naman mataba. Sakto lang.” So take that as you will. Heavily inked.

Nature: Radiates chihuahua energy with a very boyish demeanor.

Humor: Shares a penchant for "guy humor" due to a predominantly male social circle.

Expression: Prone to infectious (loud) laughter, spirited conversations, and occasional oversharing.

Daily Routine and Availability:

Profession: Dedicates 10-12 hours on weekdays as a dedicated Virtual Assistant

Availability: Engages in chats during work hours when meetings are not scheduled; seeks companionship and relaxation during weekends.

Leisure: Finds solace and entertainment in post-work video game sessions, using them as an escape from the daily grind.

Other FAQs:

Q: What are you looking for here?

A: I know it is farfetched, but I am hoping to find someone who can become my constant companion, leading to a meaningful relationship. I've outgrown the realm of "situationships," as I find them a waste of time. I am not looking for anything platonic and not interested in hook ups, FWBs, FUBUs.

Q: How long have you been single?

A: More than a year

Q: Biggest turn off?

A: Mayabang and pretentious. I support being proud of your achievements. But I don’t condone arrogance

Q: What are your hobbies?

A: I find solace in engaging (*cough* stressing myself *cough*) with Valorant. I game after work hours, making it all the more valuable to connect with a partner who shares this passion, as it occupies most of my free time.

Q: What other games do you play?

A: I own a PlayStation and have a pending engagement with RE4R.. However, I’ve been too busy raging in Valorant that I can’t find time for my PS.

Q: How many siblings do you have?

A: I am an only child and kind of a breadwinner. But rest assured, I am financially independent and I won’t ask you to pay for me.

Q: Do you have any children?

A: I'm a proud parent of a fat furbaby who, I know is a dog, but can also be mistaken for a pig. So if you’re interested, I hope you love dogs because my baby definitely likes hoomans, strangers or not.

Q: Why have you not been married or had children yet?

A: Bruh… I have no effin idea. I ask the same question. But I guess, it’s just not meant for me. But here I am, still hoping, which is why I am here.

Q: Are you open to meeting in person?

A: Coffee date? G!

Q: Where are you from?

A: Pasig. Hopefully you live near or can travel because I am a very clingy person. I like cute dates.

Q: Do you do voice calls?

A: I won’t be comfortable at first. Let’s chat for a few days or for a week before we do voice calls. They make me anxious.

Q: Interested in foreigners?

A: It’s not that I am not interested, but I prefer dating Filipinos.

Q: Anything else to add?

A: I hope you have realistic preferences. I am a simple litol tater who is not, in any way, shape, or form, “artistahin” or “model-like.” So if you are looking for someone who is “cute” and “pwede na” but can engage in random or deep conversations, I’m your girl.

Conclusion:

As the embodiment of evolving relationship preferences, the profile illuminates a genuine quest for meaningful connections and companionship. Through this analysis, the author hopes to establish a bond with a partner who resonates with their values, interests, and aspirations.

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"Hi" "Hey" "Exchange photos?" will not be entertained. Effortan nyo naman. HAHAHA