It's okay, I cringed too.

Hello everyone! I'll just get straight to the point so as not to waste anyone's time. I'm on EST but due to my work schedule, it's quite difficult to find someone to connect with once I'm off of work and have time to myself. I am looking for someone who is also a night owl, or someone who is in MST/PST. Even better if you're both! You don't have to be nerdy or geeky yourself. All I ask is that you come with an open and engaging mindset, work together to develop something wonderful (not looking to be/stay just friends), and be open to phone calls (video calls once we're comfortable) early on.

About me:

• Unfortunately, I'm a hobbit, coming in at 5'5". I understand and respect that people have their preference in height, and I've made peace with the fact that I will not be most women's type.

• Politically left, pro-choice, LGBTQ friendly, agnostic, and this might drive some away but I am strictly monogamous.

• Childfree

• Love anything sci-fi, fantasy, horror, comedy. Whether it's tv, film, or books. I do enjoy some anime, but not a lot. It's okay if you do though! Speaking of tv or film, I'll definitely look forward to watching stuff with you! :)

• Very passionate about electronic music, but you don't have to be. Have a lot of posted music in my profile, and a playlist as well, aptly titled "For your consideration".

• I do play video games (PS5 and Switch), but they're all singleplayer. Contrary to a lot of people on reddit, this is not something I want to bond over. I'll admit that as a guy, being ignored fir video games does feel shitty for us as well, and I've learned that lesson the hard way.

• Very broad sense of humor. For example: Dragonzball PeePee, He Click Clacked Himself, He's Going Over That Cliff, are some of my YouTube favorites that I unapologetically love. Also if you can appreciate the humor of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, we'll be just fine!

About you (hopefully):

• Any race, height/weight, religious views (as long as you're okay with mine)

• Within their late 20's or older.

• Mentally/emotionally intelligent and available, and is currently ready to accept someone into their life.

• Open minded, accepting, supportive.

• Can hold a conversation.

• You don't have to have your shit together. Life is rough, and I'm understanding. As long as you are happy with where you are, or are making efforts to get there.

• Be passionate about something. Anything. Share it with me :)

• Have some semblance of a post history. If your profile is filled with memes, or if your username is random words with a string of numbers, that doesn't bode well.

• Extra bonus points if you have short hair, but this is neither a preference nor a requirement.

I'm excited to hear from you! PM's only please. I have chat turned off due to bots. I hope you're all having a great evening! :)