Well, I'm going to start with the bad news:
✨I'm looking for a relationship, not sex
✨I am divorced (but it was an amicable split at least? 😊)
✨I wear far too much tie-dye
✨I'm probably not what you would consider to be conventionally beautiful and I'll even prove it:
https://imgur.com/a/qnJYOTV

The good news?
✨I'm a real woman
✨I'm not overweight
✨I have no kids so I have plenty of time for you
✨My pics are what I actually look like: no filters, very little make-up
✨I think I look pretty damn good for being 44 if I do say so myself 😄
✨I'm only 4'10" so I'm super cute and petite in real life and will give you alllllll the lap cuddles you want

So here is a little bit about me:
✨Irish and Italian, which means I'm feisty and scrappy with an intense passion for life
✨free spirit, unconventional hippie chick with a deep faith in God (I'm not Republican/conservative though, and I won't push my faith on you, it's just something that's important to me personally so I like to mention it up front)
✨artist and writer
✨deaf/hard of hearing (but I do speak and I only know a little bit of sign language)
✨animal and nature lover
✨I own a successful business and am working on starting up a second one
✨I also love adventures, and going on road trips with you would be awesome

I'm ideally looking for someone younger than me. Not scandalously young, but if you are in your 30's you are welcome to say hi. I'm not all burned out on life like most people my age are. I still believe in good things, and try my best to maintain a positive and sunny outlook. Oh, and I don't sleep around, nor do I date just to date, and I never have. So my heart is still very much open to love.

As far as physical type goes, I definitely have a thing for blondes and redheads. The longer your hair is the better, and blue eyes make me weak in the knees. I love facial hair, especially beards, and a little chubby/dad bod is 😍 Also, short guys are very welcome-- I don't want to have to stand on a stepladder to hug and kiss you, haha. And if you're a Scorpio/Cancer/Taurus/Capricorn, my sweet Pisces self just wants to love all over you 😊💕

🧞Just a few provisos, a little quid pro quo🧞
✨I am absolutely 100% notnotNOT (get the picture? 😊) looking for casual sex, FWB, or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays
✨You must be American, and currently living in the USA
✨If you send me a "hey" I'm assuming that means you want me to spam you with haystack pictures in return
✨If you're young enough to be my son, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg (and by the way, you were a little pitchy on that last note🎵)

But other than that, I'm pretty open to you and however you want to make yourself known to me. I know you're out there, I just hope we find each other before we both hit the retirement home? 👴💞👵