No need to beat around the bush.

The Easy Stats- I'm white, 6'1'', 200lbs, athletic, extremely high IQ, enough money to be comfortable, and, yes. My penis is big enough.

The stats that some people will like, and some won't- I live on a private island in the Caribbean. I will never move to a big city. I have children who are home schooled. I'm building a gymnasium in my house, and I think it's important. I use solar power for pretty much everything including my electric boats.... which I built. Oh, right. I should mention that I build like... everything. ...and I'm growing food, and plan to be growing all my own food in the not so distant future. I also have no hair on top of my head, but still have all my teeth. I don't smoke, or drink. I eat well including meat. ....from dead animals. Also, I despise factory farming which is one reason I'm growing my own food. If that stuff sounds awesome to you, you should just send me a hello right now.

I'm looking for something long term. Honestly, it's pretty easy for a guy like me to meet someone for something casual, but it's a waste of time. I want something that has potential to go the distance. I'd love to have more kids. This next part is very important. I'm looking for someone who will always be supportive of me. That doesn't mean you have to sit there smiling while I do something obviously stupid. It means that when I set a goal, you are with me. ...even if you think it's impossible. ...or you're jealous of what I can do, or you're feeling whatever. I will support you always. ...not just when it's convenient for me. I require the same. I say this is important because we live in a society where people will throw their best friend under the bus to make a joke, or for no reason at all. I love jokes. Just not at peoples expense. So, let's be awesome together.

Other than that, just the usual. Be healthy physically, and mentally. Care, put effort into life. And be fun. ...especially when the going is tough.

Jaimie