Good day to you all Gentlemen!

I have a very particular reason to write this post, believe it or not… A but of back story:

Two weeks ago I went home for a longer visit, like proper home, back to Greenland and although it was really nice to see everyone and the beautiful country especially, but it didn’t take people two hours to question my whole life… Which you know, at 38 feels fucking awful to be blunt.

Well, regardless, I will not find myself a husband, but it occurred to me that I could expand my circle of friends/acquaintances or I suppose whatever category you want to be placed in.

Well, allow me to put myself up for an auction… (that’s always how I feel when needing to “advertise” myself for men online) My name is Matilde, although I tend to be called Tilde or actually simply just referred to as “Oh fuck, You again…” I’m 38 years old, fairly tall and strong, I love sports, mainly martial arts, rock climbing, sailing and just plain old running. Although I did try my hands at teams sports as well, football and beach handball. I’ve always had more masculine interests, I started hunting very young, I like to be self reliant, fix and build things, on my own. I’ve spent most of my adult life in the military, but I’m retired by now, I work as a private contractor at the moment, which means that I do more or less similar shit just for more money.

I suppose I also need to point out that I was never the best diplomat, that’s not to say that I initiate bar-fights, but I’m also not the best person to argue with at a parent-teacher conference. I can certainly be very scary if I want to be, but I like to comply all this scariness, muscles, skills and whatever else together and just refer to myself as “rather capable”.

Although what I wasn’t capable to do is finding a suitable photographer to attach to this post. I went trough years of saved pictures and, well either I wasn’t alone, or I was sweaty after a workout or in bikini, or they’re straight just a picture of the tattoo on my butt that says bite me, so you know, not particularly appropriate… So I eventually settled on this one. Oh I also found one of myself peeing in a bush at a music festival 😅 Why I have those kind of pictures I have no idea… 🤷🏼‍♀️ On the other hand the reason I’m willing to share that I do is because as you will see if we end up talking, I’m far from a “proper woman”

So finally how my life looks these days and where do you fit in: I tend to have my free days bundled up together. I work contracts which usually require me to travel to somewhere for a few days or weeks. Then I have my little one to take care of and finally when I’m home but I’ve been annoyed enough by undersized humans, I tend to take some time and dwell into video games. I’m not particularly a gamer, but there are a few titles I like and a few friends I play with on occasion.

You, well if we end up liking each other, you can join in whenever, except for work of course. I’m primarily of course looking for something online, but I also not someone who can’t be invited to a beer if we are ever in the same area.

Well… that’s about it, all you need to know at first about this magnificent, clever, sexy, funny and oh so humble chick!

If you decide to reach out please do so via a letter rather than chat if possible.

Thank you, and wish you a great search,

Yours,

Tilde