Broke a few of my funny bones, recently. So my sense of humor and wit is operating at 71% capacity.

About me: Nearing my expiration date (allegedly), think about watching The Shining for lengths longer than the run time of The Shining, tell myself todays the day I’ll go get a Grimace Shake, write music for myself sometimes and instantly regret it.

Recently reset my life. I unplugged and plugged it back in, like the nice lady on the support hotline said to do. So here I am: existentialing and rebooting.

Common interests include: Pokémon, staring and paying attention to screens, saying words out loud to other people and listening to words they say in response.

Recent thoughts: I’ve underestimated Denzel Washington. And I feel I owe it to him to watch his entire filmography. Like I let down a close friend.

Midsommar is a horror movie about dating a narcissist, and not really about a cult.

How devastating it was to watch a clip of this game show called Golden Balls, where this woman lied to this guy to win like 100k. If you’ve seen it, lmk how it made you feel.

Looking to hang and ramble on voice chat (discord or something)

Open to: joking around and getting acquainted via fun question games I have lying around, or tell me about your childhood crush or something nostalgic or dreadful, idk. Possibly play over watch (just started playing, not a gamer) or watch something.

Reach out if: You are willing to voice chat.

Provide pic

and tell me about the worst date you’ve ever been on or something equally relatable

OR

Perhaps, if you had to go to show and tell rn if you like we did in kindergarten, what is something you’d be hyped to show and tell everyone about (doesn’t even have to be an object, can be something that happened) Lastly, lmk what part of the world you are from

Images of me:

https://imgur.com/a/uXBgR4S