"Moo."
Because it's a fucking cow.
Now that I've impressed you with my dazzling sense of humor, allow me to introduce myself...
Hi, I'm stress-thick. You know me from such posts as this one that you are currently reading.
The thing I like most about r4r30plus is that most of us are old enough to remember Rocko's Modern Life. Right?? Do you remember Rocko's Modern Life?? No??? Okay well there goes that theory...
I know a lot of guys don't know what they want. But that's not me. I'm looking for a conversation for tonight. Or a life partner. Or something in between those two things.
I went to Kroger today. That's the whole story.
Feel free to look at my post history. Not that you need my blessing to read them like a vampire needs a formal invitation to enter a house. Who made that rule by the way? Vampires out there murdering muggles left and right but they can't do a little trespassing???
Believe it or not, I am not drunk or high right now. This is just me.
Happy 8th of July!
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