What a grossly humid day today was. I took 2 showers! Doesn't even look like a good night to go see fireworks.

I am looking for a battle of wits. I want some verbal sparring. With that being said—I’m not looking to be mean to each other. I just want to avoid the “hey. What’s up? How are you?” Conversation types.

I want to be my true authentic sassy self and you just “get” it. And maybe even appreciate it?

There’s a certain push-and-pull/give-and-take in a back and forth with someone that not everyone can effortlessly weave in and out of. I want to be able to hop from topic to topic as they come to mind and we naturally get to know each other better.

I’m interested in finding a guy to talk to that’s slightly irritating but for some reason I want to keep talking to him. A lot.

Life is chaotic and beautiful. Who knows where we’ll be in the next few months? (Who cares?)

You:you’re not married—you’re very single. You’re 28ish to 40ish. Did I mention you have to be unattached? Only reply if you’re actually looking for a real on-going conversation.

If we vibe well I’m totally down for voice calls too. So if you’ve got a deep voice that’s a

Sunglasses. Lipstick. Mascara. Gardening. The Beach. Hockey. Jigsaw puzzles. Reality TV— just a few of my favorite things.

I haven’t found the type of conversation I’m seeking in a long ass time and I’ve decided I won’t give up looking for it. I’ll just look for it more sporadically now.

I’m aiming for quality over quantity. If something in my post actually resonates with you— let me know. If you include your age, location and relationship status I’ll know you read this. Let’s make each other laugh.