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F43 [F4M] Anywhere for messaging / dating/ long term. It's a big ask, and a cliché, but I want to meet my soulmate.
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ewoofk is a female looking for a male
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I value fun, kindness, empathy and just someone who is an all-round good person, but with an edge. Sarcasm and observational humour is my comedy type. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Larry David.

I have a massive range of interests. I love camping, and getting out into the mountains and nature. I am an animal lover and own a dog (my best mate). I love astronomy and science. Star Wars, LOTR and 80's action films with Schwarzenegger. I am a really good judge of character, so I like to think I could weed out a serial killer. I like to eat all kinds of food. I like all kinds of music. Bit of a nerd. Bit of a hippy. But a realist. An optimist. Beautiful sunsets, the sea, the mountains. I have loads of good and solid friends who would attest to the fact, that I am not a serial killer either! Ha! 420 friendly. Honesty is important to me. I value men who work with their hands and aren't afraid to get muddy. I am child free, but you don't have to be, I get on with kids really well!

Essentially, I would love to meet someone I feel like I've known forever and who I can laugh alongside and eventually enjoy mind-blowing physical intimacy with. I am a passionate woman, with old fashioned values, sensual and adventurous, but happy to wait for the right person to enjoy that with (it's been well over 4 years out of choice). Make no mistake though, this is not an invite for dirty dm's.

Physically, I am very fair, I have waist length naturally blonde hair, 5"5, hourglass shape (36J breasts, small waist, big hips), I have a few large tattoos, nose piercing and big blue eyes. On a recent "which celebrity do you look like most" poll with my friends, to my utter astonishment... Jessica Rabbit was mentioned a few times (hugest compliment of my life, don't get your hopes up though, I look nothing like her, especially since my hair went from red to blonde).

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1 year ago