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It’s Thursday for me so I’m on the run into the weekend. Maybe it’s Wednesday where you are? Unfortunately I’m head to tell you Thursday isn’t going much better 😂 but it might be if we suffer together.
I’m Carter. A 32 year old guy from Australia has just moved back here after living in NYC for a few years.
When I’m not singing along (obnoxiously loudly) to songs like I Want it that Way by the Backstreet Boys, you’ll find me on a run, working out, working or watching The Office reruns. My optometrist says I should wear my glasses all the time but I do it maybe 20% of the time - if you like bad boys, I’m your guy 😉 In a constant mental struggle between putting my head down trying to climb the corporate ladder and running away to live in a log cabin in the middle of Canada.
If you’re looking for someone who can change a tyre while only getting slightly annoyed, parallel park on the first try most of the time, spells words like ‘colour’ with an a U in the correct place, is like the complete opposite of a handyman, someone who says they will grow their hair long but then get sick of it and chop it all off… then I may be your dream guy.
I am looking for someone to chat with (open to voice and video but let’s just start with good old text chats). I want to know what makes you tick. A conversation packed with sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread. I’m not sure exactly where this goes long term but I’d hope you stick around for more than 24 hours. I also don’t mind where you’re from - anywhere goes - I love learning what a day looks like where you are and maybe we’ll really hit it off! I just want someone I’m excited to chat to and vice versa! Bonus points if you’re also happy to talk some sense into me when I go to buy things I don’t need online.
Short term let’s just bring some excitement to each other.
I find it easiest to get to know someone through people who already know them. Here’s some testimonials:
“Wouldn’t know a hard days work if it hit him in the face but boy can he fix a computer.” - Pop
“Tell your internet friends you’re a sweet and handsome young man.” - Grandma
“He’s the best. He plays games with me.” - Nephew (5)
If you’ve read this far and don’t think I’m too crazy, send a message or chat and let’s talk! Take care and stay safe.
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