Do you feel a spiritual connection with subjects like linguistics, dead languages, history and the deeper past, Ancient Egypt, accessibility tools, autodidactism, neurodiversity, therapeutic art, parallel play, coffee shops, font making, stationery supplies, pastel colors, and pterosaurs? Then I want to be friends with you! 💚

Please only message me if you have a huge interest in at least a few of these things, and will infodump, share photos of things you've worked on, and show actual interest in things I'm telling you about me.

Send me a chat request and tell me things about your insatiable interest in any of the subjects I previously mentioned. I will not respond to comments here asking me to message you first. I had to write this ad, so please show some initiative.

• If you're looking for distraction instead of friendship, do not message me. I'm not here to alleviate your few consecutive hours of boredom.
• If you're the kind of person who lets the convo die the instant the other person stops talking, do not message me.
• If you are ridiculously busy, do not message me. I want someone to talk to practically every day, who takes an active interest in my life just like I do theirs. If you already know your availability won't allow this, do not message me.
• If you do not have a photo of yourself on your profile / won't share one with me, or your profile has little activity / is brand new, do not message me. You're already able to see my profile and selfies, so it's only fair that I know I'm talking to someone who's making a good-faith effort to form a friendship.

I'm not for everyone—I get that! You can engage with literally any other ad. I have not prevented you from doing this. I'm respecting your time by giving you all the info you need ahead of time so that you're able to assess whether or not you think you're compatible with me.

Dealbreakers

Please blⲟck me and DNI if you're into any of the following:

• Tⲟxic Pⲟsitivity of any kind (Law ⲟf Attractiⲟn, “gⲟⲟd vibes ⲟnly”, emotional invalidation)
• True Crime
• Anything positive to say about Elⲟn Musk