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38 [M4F] East Coast US/Online - Where are the basic women?
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Just4dalolzzz is a male age 38 looking for a female
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If you wear yoga pants and actually routinely attend yoga classes, you might be who I'm looking for. Bonus points if you have an Athleta or Lululemon rewards account.

Here are some other signs:

  • You have Starbucks budgeted into your monthly spending and calendar reminders when PSL and Red cup season begins.
  • You get excited when our afternoon plans on a Saturday involve going to Target. No, we don't need anything from Target, but Target tells you what you need.
  • Sure, we can watch Friends/New Girl/Grey's anatomy, even though you've seen every episode 1000 times and can recite them entirely from memory.
  • You went to undergrad at a mid to top tier university, but were not a physical science/pre-med/pre-anything major. You were also in Chi Omega, Zeta Tau Alpha, or Phi Sigma Sigma.
  • You live to post to your insta...there's no reason for it. You're not concerned with likes or follows, but you just compulsively do it. Also, you have daddy issues and possible undiagnosed mental health issues, but post subtle memes that have a slight dark lilt to them.

I guess you could say I have a type.

I'm 38, live in North Carolina, and I'm a workaholic so my social circle is pretty restrained. Been trying to branch out, lots of concerts and live music planned over the summer months, some involving out of state travel. If I can swing it, a couple hiking trips would be nice as the fall months get closer.

I like trivia, indie/folk music, retro-gaming, bourbon, and indian food. I have a penchant for saying awkward things at the most inopportune times, dark humor, and falling in love with cashiers for making eye contact and smiling.

I'm dying to just chat with someone and see where things go. Obviously half the fun is asking questions and getting to know someone so come prepared to chat and not with two word replies. Looking for someone with pretty open availability to chat, night owls preferred.

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a male
Age
38
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a female
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1 year ago