Alright, the ending to the title is a bit of a stretch, but I promise I'm still cool.

I've been on here a couple times over the last few years, and while I've had some pretty good experiences mixed with some fairly bad ones, nothing ever stuck too much. So here I am again, tossing my hat in the ring to see what happens. I don't actually have a hat, but I'll probably go out and buy one shortly after making this post, and toss it into some sort of ring for good luck.

Some general outlines about myself:

I'm a baker, and I own a bakery with my sister. We've been open a bit over two years now, and it's been pretty enjoyable.

I indeed listen to a lot of metal. But that's not all! Nearly most anything. I have been into synthwave for years since the whole flood of that type of music being brought back. Darkwave stuff is a real favorite, too. My metal tastes hover around death and black these days. 80s and 90s music in general, classical, piano, a Spotify playlist entitle "songs the white folk get lit to", you name it.

I am a big enjoyer of horror. Movies and games. I tend to watch older and more cheesy stuff these days. B Horror is amazing. Troll 2, Street Trash, Slime City, stuff like that. Just recently watched Tammy and the T-Rex, and I'm a big fan. Also love stuff like The Room and Neil Breen movies.

I play a lot of horror games as well. Games in general really. I stream horror games on Twitch a few nights out of the week. Amnesia: The Bunker is in the list in the next few days. Also currently playing Diablo IV, so if you are playing that then I'd love to have someone to play with since my friend ended up not getting it.

I have a really dry, sarcastic, dark, and weird sense of humor. A blend that I've been perfecting over the years. If you like Tim and Eric style humor, we would probably get along fairly well based off that. I've been told I'm hard to read because of the way I casually joke about everything, and don't have the reactions people expect when they tell me things they think are weird to be telling someone. I'm not at all easily offended. I think out of anything that this is the biggest thing for me. Probably should have out this at the top. Anything else is just added flavor, but I do need someone to match that sense of humor to just feel comfortable talking to, and not like I'm holding myself back.

All that said, I'd love to find someone to talk to. Where that goes I can't say. I've tried a lot in the past to specifically look for relationships, and that always seems to not work out the best. I'd like for that to just happen without worrying about it being the end goal right away. So, yeah, I'm open to anything that feels right.

Hopefully this grabs someone's attention out there! DMs and chat are both fine.

I know some people prefer pictures to go along with a post, so here's the face.

https://imgur.io/a/79XLKgk