I know, I'm not really an old lady... actually, I look a good 10-15 years younger than my age. Don't ask me what my secret is unless you want to pay $29.95 a month for my OnlyFans 😆

I'm totally kidding, I'm not a bot or an E-girl or whatever the kids call it these days where you take half naked pictures of yourself doing duckface on the internet.

I can say I have fantastic hair and all of my teeth #winning

However, I'm ugly. Or at least, I'm not Instagram model beautiful. I'm not overweight or anything, and I have a decent body. I think I'm at least passably cute, if maybe in an unconventional kind of way. But if you go into this thinking I'm ugly then maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised instead of ghosting me after you see my picture?

I also know how to have an actual, in depth conversation with more than one word replies, so that's a plus, right? Thoughtful paragraphs will get you everywhere with me.

I'm a free spirit, hippie chick type... I'm very into health and fitness, and getting outside and into nature. I also recently started getting into burning (Burning Man events), and recently went on a little road trip to Playa Del Fuego down in PA for Memorial Day weekend. And even though I'm deaf/hard of hearing, I love music. I do speak and I only know a few basic signs at the moment, although I'm working on learning more. Y conozco un poco de Español 😊 I'm an artist and a writer, and on top of that I have an online toy selling business which I have been running for over 10 years now. I like to go thrifting, and to local flea markets and things like that looking for toys to resell and for whatever other shiny thing catches my eye. I enjoy Disney and Pixar movies, and animated movies in general. And I also have a super cute cat who I'm happy to share pictures of. I'm a big animal lover, so if you have pets, that's a huge bonus as far as I'm concerned.

I'm a straight white female, divorced with no kids. I live in the US, in the New England area to be at least slightly more exact.

I'm looking for friends. So older or younger, male or female or nonbinary and all points in between, you are welcome to contact me. I am only interested in chatting here though, not on Snapchat or anything else.