Hey there! How are you doing this Hump Day? Is your name Mike? Cause if so some camel keeps saying your name. I'm lame and make corny puns/jokes but I embrace it. Maybe you can too?

Quick facts about myself: introverted, weird, morbid, weeb, plushie collector, gamer, bookworm, D&D player, and well basically still figuring out how I'm allowed to adult but also happy that i can buy all the nerdy things I couldnt before haha. Freshly turned 30, last month, and promised myself to do things I've always wanted to but never did for whatever reason.

The best kind of day is bookstores, thrift stores, coffee, food, and ending the evening with a movie or show marathon in a fort preferably. Blanket or pillow, don't want another Fort War like Troy and Abed right? I love having random deep conversations about everything and anything. I have the tendency to overshare and or apologize a lot. Yay adult autism. Sorry ahead of time!

I enjoy role-playing so D&D is a huge love of mine. Big fan of cosplaying and conventions whether it be for anime, games, or smutty books haha. I enjoy writing in my spare time too, anyone else addicted to fantasy or Sci fi?

As the title says, I am obviously an avid horror lover in all formats (books, movies, etc.). Though I try not to watch at night alone otherwise I scare myself haha. Big fan of haunted houses though I haven't been in a long time now. Oh and I play Xbox, PC, and the Switch mostly. Been addicted to modding my Sims 4 recently. We could share horrible Sim stories hahaha!

Just looking for some decent conversation at the least, even if only for a short time haha.

Pros for knowing me: Always supportive, Will always be honest, Will share food, Love sending and receiving memes, Willing to snuggle platonically

Cons: Anxious, Will want to talk often the closer we get, Will get sucked into a task and forget the world sometimes but I do respond asap (yay adhd). Roughly handles lifes' surprises and sometimes hermit myself so my brain can function. Which is crappy I know and I do try not to do so. Meh. You could probably find cooler to talk to 😆

Okay I'm done rambling. I look forward to maybe becoming best friends! I've always wanted to reenact Step Brothers lolol. I posted this before and then life decided to f**k me so I fell off the earth to process and handle it. I'm back and hoping to actually find someone. Fingers crossed for an Orc still haha!