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32 [F4R] IST / Anywhere || Hey, Google...
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OnlineShoppingWhore is a female age 32 looking for a redditor
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Is it possible to evaporate due to extreme heat? This is what it feels like right now. 🥵

I only wanna make friends, so if you're looking for s3xual stuff, please stay away.

Just a few things first. Please be 30-40 years old, single, be comfortable with voice notes or calls, and know how to hold a conversation. Write at least a paragraph about yourself and send me a photo! I won't respond otherwise, because what if you're a pole?

I'm quite struck by ennui or weltschmerz (if you're pretentious) this Friday evening. What do you do when your expectations of life aren't met? How do you appreciate life when things aren't going your way? What have they really added to this tea I'm drinking to make it taste this good? Is this a simulation? How do you really pronounce GIF?

I love languages, writing poems, the Romantics, binge-watching YouTube shorts resulting in self-loathing, films, want to learn archery, good food, iced coffee, would die without my daily cup of chai, playing adventure games on mobile, and pretending to have the energy to talk to people for the first time (how many times will I have to ask what someone's favourite colour and artist are? 🥲).

Do respond with these questions though, so I know you didn't skim this essay like I did with my brother's dissertation and told him I read the entire thing.

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32
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