Kia Ora,

I shouldn’t have to start my post like this because I hate being negative but after dealing with this a few times now it needs to be said…if you’re someone who tends to ghost and/or is a shallow human being, please don’t bother continuing to read. I’ve made it quite clear I’m a bigger dude in my post and don’t have time to waste on people who are just looking for a conversation while they’re bored. End of negativity 😊

A little about me for you: I used to be in the New Zealand Army, recently left and now I'm studying youth psychology with a focus on LGBT mental health and suicide prevention. I do Uber eats part time to finance being a student, but find that I really enjoy it!

I'm a bit of a nerd (gaming, photography, documentaries). What's your favourite dinosaur?

Yes I have a kiwi accent. I've been told its pretty sexy and I'd love to serenade you to sleep with my voice or just chat.

Happy to send a photo if you'd like one. I’m 5”9, black hair, green eyes, tattoos and olive skin. I'm a big guy with a goatee (currently growing a new beard) and give off big teddy bear energy, or at least so I’ve been told. Happy to send a picture of course :)

I'm looking for a partner. Someone who's loyal, kind, caring, maybe a little silly at times, maybe enjoys gaming, someone who wants to settle down and have kids at some point (what's the point of the dad bod 😂 without the little tykes to go with it?)

I'd love to hear from you! I'm open to something long distance with a view to 🙃 moving in the future (doesn't have to be you moving here but we have excellent public health care and beautiful scenery), so drop me a line from wherever you are in the world.

Have an amazing day!