In an instant, my mind melted as I tried to put words together in a way that seemed alluring and memorable. I can easily tell you about how a nosy pepper can get jalapeño business but there needs to more finesse. There needs to be more to this than looking at a cow with no legs and calling it "ground beef." Even knowing that a vampire's favorite fruit is a nectarine isn't enough. I just don't want any confusion, you know? Like that time that dyslexic zombie kept calling me "Brian." There needs to be more to all of this but I can't quite put my finger on it. Or in it. Maybe two fingers would be better.

So I stared into the dragon's eyes while it read the morning newspaper. It told me that it could not read and I knew that I had to get back out there and try to meet someone special. I took the newspaper from its scaly hands and rolled it up so I could boop him on the nose. It's exactly how you imagined it. I would call him a bad dragon but I realize that's something else entirely and I don't think that's fitting. Or maybe it is if you're determined and for that, I say, "Wow."

What am I looking for? Probably my glasses. Which is a hell in itself because I can't see without my glasses but I can't find what helps me see so I'm just fumbling around looking for them and hoping to god that they're on my bed but they aren't. What else am I looking for? Someone I like to talk to. Someone wanting to build something with. Someone who wants to show their b u t t er on their pancakes (French toast is fine but breakfast food is kind of mandatory). Someone to share my day with. I have adventures in nothing and I can tell you tales of...well, also nothing. I promise it's much more entertaining than it sounds. The mundane, for me, is just...chaotic? I can't explain why the strange follows me but it do. Oh boy, do it do.

When I'm not being dramatic, I like to draw, write, and play video games. These are not requirements for a person I'm seeking. These are simply what I like. I've gotten flak for these things before and I didn't have a rolled up newspaper so I just ignored it. Almost booped the hell out of them, though, for being so rude.

I'm tall, tan, and illiterate but the good kind of illiterate. I also have that fun uncle bod. Not a dad bod. I think it's chubbier. I'm also currently in school and I do a lot of other random things which contribute to the aforementioned "nothing" that was discussed earlier. It'll all make sense when you send me a message. I'm trying to sound interesting.

If you're skimming this, I see you. I probably would as well. What you need to know is me want talk. You send message me? Me like that. Me make you laugh. You tell day me? Me listen. Me get distracted. Me listening!

Anyway, hoping to hear something. Have a great day!