Teaser

In case you wanted to see me cleaned up, my smile, and/or a body shot

Courtesy note: those looking for a relationship can stop reading so you don’t waste your time. Also, if you plan on messaging, please be willing to send a picture with your Reddit username written somewhere at some point (happy to reciprocate). If you weren’t born a female, please save us both the time and don’t message.

Aloha! It has been ages since I’ve felt that connection where you lose track of time [insert Rose titanic gif]; that synergy where you’re zoned in on your partner’s deafening smile and all background noise is drowned out even in the middle of a loud club; that passion that persists late into the night and you wake up at 3am after a nap to go for round three. Allow me to divert your attention from work, school, and/or any other stressors for a period and remind you that bliss still exists.

I’ll be here on vacation, arriving early morning on 5/17 and leaving in the afternoon on 5/20. Hotel will be in Long Island City but I will be visiting Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens. I don’t have a set itinerary other than exploring food/the city (hopefully you as well 🤭) and maybe a dance class or two sprinkled in with some live music and nightlife (dancing—reggaeton, bachata, hip-hop, r&b).

As I prefaced earlier, I’m looking for a memorable time and to maximize the endorphin release. It can be during the day and/or night as my schedule is flexible and we can meet as often as you’d like while I’m here assuming our schedules line up.

There is no TL;DR version so hope you have some time 🙃

I am 💯% when I say this: your pleasure is my priority. There’s no bigger turn on than knowing that I’m the reason why you are struggling to have an ounce of control left in your body. I want to be the reason why you feel your pulse climbing to a peak until your body writhes uncontrollably…more than once leaving you weak while simultaneously wanting more.

The uncomfortable yet necessary attempt of trying to convince you that I’m worthy of your time:
I have a subtle confidence about myself but I am also quite humble. My philosophy is life is too short to be constantly serious so I like to keep it on the lighter side; if I get comfortable enough around you, the raunchy humor does surface when the timing is right. And don’t let my age fool you: I’m not a boring middle-aged man. I think you’d enjoy my company both with and sans clothes.

Other tidbits:
✅ Educated and cultured
✅ Enjoys watching and playing sports but not a fanatic (football, soccer, basketball, volleyball)
✅ About 30% into silver fox status
✅ Personable personality that can put you at ease
✅ Flirtatious and a good conversationalist
✅ I’m 5’6”; yes, short king but I’ll more than make up for it
✅ Does not fit into that Asian stereotype if that matters to you 😉
✅ Dominating, in the good way
✅ Hablo un poco de español

Some shows that captivate my attention: Ted Lasso, GoT, The Witcher, Stranger Things, The Office, Parks and Rec, What We Do In The Shadows, Silicon Valley, The Mandalorian, Dexter, Ozark, Mindhunter, Dave, Narcos, The Spy, Arrested Development, The League

Some artists that are music to my ears:
Karol G, Calvin Harris, Dua Lipa, Halsey, Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake, Adele, Sam Smith, Alina Baraz, Daddy Yankee, T-Pain, Chris Brown, Drake, Kehlani, Rihanna, Sabrina Claudio, many of current the pop female rappers, and the list goes on.

Another uncomfortable section to exhibit what I fantasize about but may not actually get unless the gods are feeling generous:
- Feminine energy
- A lady that can reciprocate conversationally (as well as in other ways 😉) and doesn’t mind some banter and wit. While I can carry a conversation, it does take two for it to be fulfilling
- Generally prefer my age or younger but I’m open to a little older
- A female that is 5’6” or under
- Petite, average, or a little curvy
- A more natural look and girl next door vibe

Need not apply:
❌ If your main goal is to get me to extend my car warranty
❌ If you and/or your car smells like 🚬 and regrets
❌ 🐈🐟

I know I’m practically on the hunt for a 🦄 but if you’ve read through all of above, feel free to send a message with any or all of the following:

• Age and a brief summary or fun fact about yourself
  
• Respond to the following: assuming you don’t already have one, pretend that you’ve secretly carried a pet rock around for the last 15 years. What are the top three things/experiences that it would divulge about you?
  
• Would you rather have a unicorn named Uno, Phoenix named Patterson, or a Griffin named Greg? Explain.
  

P.S. I know this could be used against me in the court of law but my go-to karaoke song is Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It.

Although my time here is short, maybe you’re looking for a distraction; let me whisk you away.

Cheers 🥂