Note: I will immediately block anyone who clearly didn’t read my post. I’m putting my face out there, so don’t message me without a picture of yourself. I am child free which means ZERO children/kids/offspring/progeny.

I’ve met a lot of cool people and had decent conversations, but I have yet to found the one I really click with. So here I am again shaking up my post and seeing what I can find. Please message me, not comment. It's just easier for me to keep up with. I can be exceptionally picky at times, so don't take it too personally if I'm not into it. Prepare for a massively long read.

My degree is in Psychology. I currently work in a rehab and love the job I do. I’m essentially a “house mom” and help keep everything in line and run groups. Wrangling 50 addicts and alcoholics a day requires a high level of patience and compassion. I’d like to think I’m good at my job. 

I’m quite left leaning and progressive. My beliefs put me as a pantheist, but I’m fine with agnostics and atheists. I was one for a long time. I consider my self above average intelligence and would require the same in my partner. 

But most importantly is HUMOR. I love to laugh and constantly crack jokes. I’m often sarcastic, dry, dark, and quick witted. I’m a bit of an oddball. I have fondness for people who look normal, but can be a bit peculiar. I am also extremely vulgar at times. Be able to make fun of yourself and engage in playful banter.

I’d prefer someone within a few hours of me. I abhor driving. Be my age or a bit older. Monogamous only! I'd also like times where we have consistent conversation. My partner is my person, so I like that contact.

As for my interests, I hesitate to say they can be "nerdy", but they can be. I play video games, read, write, and have a myriad of crafts I do on and off. I'm severely ADHD so I rarely stay with one for long. I also enjoy doing nail art and wearing what I come up with, though I'm still a novice. And though I do like video games, they are not my life. Just about everyone on here plays video games, listens to music, and watches anime. Give me something else to work with. I prefer jumping into a conversation than wasting time on mundane small talk.

This is me. I'm also a bit chubby, so be attracted to that.