Apologies for the blunt bullet point style, I can promise flowing conversations, but I prefer to lay out what I'm looking for as clearly as possible. Also there's a pic in one of my other posts, if that's important.

Requirements: - I'm a little bit of a hypochondriac and health obsessive, so I'm very fussy about things like make-up and soaps, shampoo etc, I go to real lengths to make sure I don't consume harmful chemicals. I also wear an N95 in any indoor public location, because I refuse to get COVID or even take any chances. - Following on from that, I like to observe a fairly active lifestyle, eat carefully, etc. - I'm very very clingy. Not because of jealousy. Just because I want to spend every second with my partner, if I love somebody then nobody else compares. - I'm probably planning to move to Southern Europe, so obviously you'd need to be up for that. - I don't believe in identity politics at all, in any form. I think it is completely stupid and the two main parties are near identical. - Childfree, and desiring to permanently stay that way.

Other traits people don't like: - I have very high standards with what I want to watch, read, and consume generally. I don't do bestseller books, modern drama series, mainstream films, most press outlets except Reuters, etc. - I'm not a family oriented person at all. I went no contact with my own years ago, and I'm in the luxurious position of not having to deal with people I don't like. Ever. I can't be forced to interact with people I don't want to, I'll simply refuse. - I always look things up to verify what people say, if they make mistakes I will definitely draw attention to it. (Could be considered a plus.) - I have lots of controversial opinions that go against the general status quo. (Not racist or bigoted at all though.) - I absolutely love my work free life. I don't get 'bored because I have nothing to do' as people like to ask. I have a book I'm working on, and a few other projects in the pipeline. - I have a pretty negative view of society. Some subreddits that resonate with me are Antipsychiatry, Antiwork, ZeroCOVIDcommunity, ABoringDystopia, Antinatalism, Collapse, LateStageCapitalism, EnoughIDWspam, Urbanhell, Unpopularfacts, Consoom, Fuckcars, etc. - Not really looking to ever get married unless it's a necessity for residency reasons.
- I don't like going out to bars, clubs, restaurants, cinemas, or to do anything I can easily do at home, such as a gym.

What I can provide: - Extremely attentive and active listening, I will take an interest in things just because they are important to you. - Literally limitless conversation. I'm interested in a multitude of areas, and will never run out of things to say. Psychology, sociology, politics, sports, history, finance, conspiracy theories, law and technology are a few topics I'm interested in. - Very strong background in mental health and well-being related areas, able to soothe reassure and uplift in equal measure. You can tell me anything, I'll never freak out, or not know how to handle it. - I'm honest to the point of ridiculousness. I don't hide anything, even it causes drama and problems to be honest. - Very knowledgeable about different forms of media, such as YouTube, video games, films, TV, music and the like. Interesting and eclectic tastes that span both high and lowbrow. - Always making jokes, keen eye for the absurd and ridiculous, my comments will make everything we watch and do more enjoyable. ;) - Highly critical and analytical mind, law school was a breeze, even though I only showed up half the time. - Somewhat decent at a few different things, football, basketball, video games, ukulele, darts, cards, pool. I love to share my knowledge and I think I'm a decent coach. - I don't use drugs, alcohol or smoke. I do vape cannabis but I'm planning to quit. - I'm a decent cook, I have a few meals in my repertoire, and I've often been told I make the best eggs people have ever had. - Very frugal and careful shopper. I know how to live well, without it costing the earth. - I really enjoy travelling, and I'm planning on doing so in the near future, I just need the right person to bring. - Having lived alone for many years, I'm a capable adult who can handle household tasks comfortably. - I'm pretty handy with technology. I can normally figure out and fix computer related issues pretty easily. - Some people think I'm attractive.

Hope to hear from you! If not, I wish you the best regardless and appreciate you reading.