Buckle up boys!

I promise I have nothing against the storybook romance but I prefer to take a realistic approach to romance and relationships.

In a perfect world, we'll be singing off into the sunset, but lobsters don't sing in this world so we need to get real lol.

I'm 30, easygoing and ultra laidback, a workaholic still getting the hang of time management and when to slow down.

I'm a tad shy, but have been told I'm a brilliant social chameleon, easily the best poker face in the game, mums LOVE me and think I shıt rainbows to the exasperation of my friends.

I like gathering random information because you never know when you'll be at a border with a gůn to your head, I tend to go off on tangents and I make a mean jerk chicken so if you don't reach out, your loss.

I love discussions on politics and global issues so much that I have been a grassroots organizer in my country for worthy courses and regularly volunteer for organizations that are targeted at developing communities in my country.

Which brings me to, I'm Nigerian and yes I have an inheritance that I will share with you via email if you just send.... Ha! Jk.

I appreciate art, and home projects that don't require heavy lifting, I'm a basil whisperer, think Joni Mitchell is Queen, and my cookie points come from having a dad who was a back up studio drummer for a Afro-funk band in the 70s.

Does this make me cool enough for you now?!!!

People in my life swear my sense of humour is broken and say I might have a timing problem with my embarrassing laugh but they don't hate me.. yet.

I'm here like most people, to find a guy I find cool enough to gasp build something healthy and solid with, become roommates with, and dare I say do the adult hockey pokey resulting in mini versions of ourselves because we're so very self absorbed and oh, because it's fun too.

I don't have an unreasonably long list of who I'd like to meet, but I require that you are around my age, 50 tops.

You're single, got your head on straight, kind, very driven, supportive, empathetic, knowledgeable about topics here and there, passionate about things that matter. You don't drop your boxers 1 inch away from the laundry basket, will eat whatever I cook including cow innards, and have a better sense of humour.

I won't say too much because I don't want to keep anyone in a box, and I want to keep an open mind.

Let's not kid ourselves, attraction is a factor so here I am: https://ibb.co/0J5BQQn In this pic, I'm conducting an imaginary orchestra to the Rocky theme song. Thank you long island iced tea for that delusion.

A picture of you in your intro will be nice.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you're on reddit on a Friday night looking for the ever elusive longterm connection, but at least I'm not doing cræck in a public bathroom so hope remains.

Let's do this :)