Looking for the Gomez to my Mortica. The Herman to my Lily. The Casper to my Kat. …you get the idea.

Let’s get to know each other, go on virtual dates, plan vacations, fall for each other, etc…until one of us gets cold feet and peaces out.(That last one is not a requirement. In fact, it’s not even a recommendation. Honestly. It’s frowned upon.)

I find I do better with things in list form so that’a what we’re going to do:

Who am I and why should you message me?: -I’m a 32 year old single mom from Texas. -I work as a receptionist at a pediatrician’s office so my work day is usually pretty busy. -I have a HUGE variety of interests including but definitely not limited to: crafting, history(the nitty gritty, untold, minor characters that made a huge impact kind of history), music(elder emo here but all in all a wide taste in music), anything spooky/creepy/scary/paranormal, video games, nerd shit, etc. -I’m pretty fucking cool. And emotionally available. Pretty much the whole package. -My main form of communication is sarcasm which apparently makes me witty. -I’m passionate, understanding, thoughtful, blah blah all that fun stuff.

What I’m looking for?: -Someone who knows how to keep up a conversation. -Someone who shares the level of nerdiness, or even a higher level of such. -Someone who is SINGLE. Ain’t no one got time to be a side chick. -Preferably someone who’s employed? -A beard, dad bod, and tattoos are also much appreciated. -Please be between 30-36ish.

As you can see, the bar is set pretty low and if you’ve read my whole post, describe what our first date would be like. Chats are preferred but messages work also.